ATTN: Bill Murray WILL NOT Be Involved In Ghostbusters 3

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. For those of you still holding out hope both that Ghostbusters 3 will eventually be made and that Bill Murray will reprise his role as Peter Venkman, this is a good news/bad news/bad news situation. DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN. The good news is that Dan Aykroyd is still saying that Ghostbusters 3 is going to happen and the bad news is that you’re going to need to get a life and the other bad news is, when asked if Bill Murray would be a part of the cast, Aykroyd responded: “No, I can tell you he won’t be involved.” THIS IS NOT A TEST! REEEER REEEEER REEEER. From Metro:

It’s sad but we’re passing it on to a new generation. Ghostbusters 3 can be a successful movie without Bill. My preference would be to have him involved but at this point he doesn’t seem to be coming and we have to move on. It’s time to make the third one.

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A TEST. All of those other times Bill Murray said he wasn’t going to be in Ghostbusters 3, over and over again, including the time when he shred the script, were NOT FALSE RUMORS! THAT IS OF COURSE UNLESS THIS ONE IS A FALSE RUMOR! We will all just have to wait to see Bill Murray’s response to Dan Aykroyd’s confirmation that Bill Murray’s announcement that he is not going to take part in Ghostbusters 3 is true. The world is waiting, Bill Murray! ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?!