“Breakfast Guy Doesn’t Give A Shit About The Olympics”

Oh, breakfast guy. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BREAKFAST! Seriously, though, breakfast guy has a point. The Olympics are a real snooze fest. It wins the gold in things I don’t care about. People running fast? I’m an adult. The first thing Michael Phelps did after breaking historic world records was a CAMEO ON ENTOURAGE, so I take it back. What a glorious spectacle of the human spirit. OH YE-AH!