Naming Kate Gosselin’s Reality Dating Show

Last we checked in with Kate Gosselin, famed blogger for, she was on the Today show talking about how her tiny, sad, ruined children “really, honestly miss filming.” (I assume she also spoke at length about coupon cabins.) So true, everyone bets. Although Kate seems always to put her millions of children first, it looks like she’s finally taking some time for herself and her OWN reality fame. From E!:

The divorced mother of eight has signed up to do a dating show and is in the process of looking for a network to televise her quest for love, E! News has exclusively learned.

“She is ready to get back into the dating game,” a source tells us. “She is ready to find love again and to move on from her past. She’s excited, this is a chance to start something new.”

“She finds it hard to meet men in her day to day life,” the source continued, “and so a dating show will give her exactly the help she needs. She is willing to travel around the country in order to meet Mr. Right.”

It’s crazy that they don’t already have a name for this show because it’s pretty clear to THIS BLOGGER that a network — probably a super big one with lots of viewers and notoriety and a channel that everyone gets in their normal cable packages, and for sure AT LEAST one that exists — is going to scoop this baby up immediately and want to put it on air ASAP so they can start raking in all that sweet, sweet Gosselin money. “There’s gold in the Gosselins, just waiting for someone to scoop it up!” – W. White, Major Television Producer. But, as it turns out, they DO NOT have a name for this show yet. So. BUS DRIVER! NAME! THIS! SHOW!

  • Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon Minus 8 Plus You?
  • Even Fame Possessed Monsters Deserve Love: The Kate Gosselin Wish
  • Who Wants To Be The Step Father Of 8 Irrevocably Damaged Children!
  • Spending Some Time With Aaden: The Only Positive
  • The TV Show Of People Who Don’t Even Care A LITTLE About What TV Show They’re On, As Long As They’re On A TV Show

Some of those might be a little long, but otherwise they’re perfect. What do you think?!