Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kate Gosselin’s “Children” Miss Being On Reality Television

Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she’s a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat, literally. She writes a blog for, which is a real thing. Take a look! It’s a handsome website with tons of fascinating articles. So obviously this was a pretty big get for the Today show. Next week: Kelly Conaboy! (BOOM, KELLY, YOU ARE BURNED.) Anyway, you can’t just talk to a coupon blogger (which now we are all just apparently agreeing that’s a term we accept as a real type of human being? Fuuuuuuuuuu) of Kate Gosselin’s stature without asking her about the kids that she just loves and cherishes so much and has dedicated her hair life to. It turns out those kids would just LOVE to be on TV again. Kate could go either way, but why are we on this Earth if not to make our kids happy, right, loving parents?

“They really, honestly miss filming,” Kate shared. “They recently have been saying, ‘When are we going to go here or there?’ They miss the crew. So, with our TLC contract now over, we’re hoping to move forward and do more fun projects.”

So honest. So heartwarming. What a true and genuine person who should definitely be in charge of the care and development of eight or really any number of children. Marriage is between one Kate Gosselin and one Jon Gosselin, and we need a constitutional amendment to protect their children. Vote Mitt “Honorary Gosselin” Romney in 2012. (Via E!)