What’s The Deal With Kids Not Being Able To Stay Awake While They Eat Ice Cream Cones?

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen this phenomenon. What’s the deal, kids? Are the ice cream cones too big? Are you lactose intolerant? Are you worried that being a tiny child eating a big ice cream cone isn’t adorable enough by itself and you had to kick it up SO MANY notches? I’m certainly not telling you to stop, I’d just like to know what the deal is. (Thanks for the tip, Lawblog!)