This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Trailers! GET PSYCHED. A few trailers this week are just new editions of trailers we’ve already seen, like the new Dark Knight Rises trailer that everyone was talking about this week. I hope you guys didn’t watch it yet, though! It wasn’t Friday! And you know the rule: Fridays are the only days when we’re allowed to watch trailers! Honor system. But it’s Friday now, so let’s finally see what all the fuss was about. I bet Batman dies in it!

End of Watch

WHOA! I cannot wait until this movie comes on Netflix Instant! And I really don’t mean that to sound condescending, I just definitely know that I am not going to see this in theaters and I definitely know that I AM going to watch it when it comes on Netflix Instant and it is going to be a great time! BOOM! GUNSHOT!

The Expendables 2

Hahahaha, “I know pronounce you MAN AND KNIFE.” This movie is certainly not for me, and I was only going to make disparaging comments about it, but then Jason Statham said “I know pronounce you man and knife” and I was grateful for at least the trailer. But then Arnold came on and said “I’m back” and I hated it all over again. NOT going to watch this one on Netflix Instant.

The Dark Knight Rises

Hahaha. “This isn’t a car.” Batman voice. Obviously we’re all going to go see this movie anyway, so it barely matters what the trailer is like. But I wasn’t too impressed with this one? Not sure why everyone was talking about it so much. Batman definitely did NOT die in it, for example. But at least you can tell what Bane is saying, kind of!

Beasts of the Southern Wild

Awwww. Yes! This looks like an uplifting film full of wonder and awe and a cute baby. What’s not to like.

Peace, Love & Misunderstanding

HAH! The third trailer I’ve started talking about with a variation of “hah,” but I didn’t know anything about this before I started watching it and, for one, I am disappointed that the woman in the screenshot is NOT Alanis Morissette, and for two, I said an audible “HAH!” when Nate from Gossip Girl showed up. OUR NATE! Obviously I am not going to see this because I am not yet a women in the 50-100 age range, but I do love Elizabeth Olsen and think that she is perfect and has a perfect face, and I’ll always root for Nate. Sooooo. Congratulations to them both! For being in whatever this movie is!