Automatic Pizza Ordering Refrigerator Magnet, GOD DAMN FINALLY

Do you like pizza? Do you hate doing literally anything because everything is a chore and life is garbage? WELL:

Of course it’s only available in Dubai and only able to be used with this Dubai-based pizza chain, but it’s only a matter of time before this incredible technology is brought to wherever you live, where it BELONGS. Until then you will just have to sit in your apartment with your friend and starve and starve and starve, which honestly is worth it if it means you don’t have to get up and extend any amount of effort towards anything. Why are you even sitting? Please, lie down. Why are you even keeping your eyes open? Please, close your eyes. Why are you even breathing? Please, stop breathing. Why are you even remaining? Please, begin decomposing. (Via DigitalTrends.)