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This Professional Bowler Is Also A Professional Talker

I want to get “Who do you think you are? I am!” tattooed on my back. And on a t-shirt. And a mousepad. I want to have it etched into my tombstone. And on the outside of the titanium canister that will carry my remains into space. “THAT IS RIGHT, I DID IT!” and also “DAMN IT, RIGHT!” are also both very good ways to boast about your huge success at a thing, but at the end of the day, “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!” is the real keeper. Especially when you yell it at…spectators? Fucking spectators. Who DO those spectators think they are? I am. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)