Do The Bartman, LADIEESSSS!

As Gabe mentioned, it either just was or is currently Fashion Week in New York City. Oooo lala. I hesitate to say anything about Fashion Week, which is a lie because as soon as I saw this photo of the Bart Simpson outfit I was like “YEP!,” but I kind of hesitate because I don’t know anything about any of it. I get that the stuff (“the stuff” being Ms. Anne Wintours term, of course, not mine) is not really for normal people to wear? And it’s, like, an art thing sometimes? Or whatever? Listen, I don’t get any of it. Do you know what I’m wearing right now? A parody Led Zeppelin t-shirt for a frat house that I basically found in the garbage somewhere. With all that being said, though: HOLY MOLY THIS THE SIMPSONS OUTFIT! This, along with other Simpsons inspired outfits, are the work of designer Jeremy Scott, “whose previous pop culture collections include those inspired by The Flinstones and Mickey Mouse,” and I love it so much. I totally get it. It’s like Bart Simpson’s face, except it’s on cloth that fits around your body & covers up your privates. Apparently you will be able to buy it somewhere at some point, which makes sense because it is clothing, and I can’t wait until all of you chip in to buy it for me and I can wear it everywhere forever and ever amen. I’ll be the hit of every Simpsons’ viewing party, and every meetup of a website that specializes in comedy. Thank you, fashion! Thank you, BART! Full-size lady’s outfit after the jump, as well as an outfit for the felllllaaaaaaaaaaas, which you can wear when we go on a daaaaaaaateee, to a comedy website meeeeeetuppp like I already mentioneeeed. (“I’ll be the one in the Simpsons and, if it’s meant to be, so will you.”)