Hey gals, how’s it going? I love your blouse! Where did you get that? NO. NO! I had no idea they sold those kinds of blouses at that store! You are always so ahead of all of the fashion things, you have to take me with you next time you go to a store. So anyway, guess what? You know that movie, What to Expect When You’re Expecting? “Based” on the book about how to have a baby? That you didn’t ever expect would be used for a feature film because of how there is no story to it, you’re pretty sure, just actually the kind of things you can expect when you’re having a baby, and a famous name, and then probably advice? Not that you know exactly because you’re not at a time in your life when you feel like you need to read that book, but from what you could tell from seeing it around it definitely didn’t look like a novel? Well, THE POSTERS FOR THAT MOVIE HAVE ARRIVED! If you shift your gaze slightly to wherever the image of Elizabeth Banks is on your screen, you’ll see the first poster, featuring Elizabeth Banks. VERY NATURAL! The thing I like most about it is that you can tell she’s very normal and pregnant by how she’s standing with a necessary arched back and a 2% pained and 98% glam face on. And the necklace. And the clothes. And the tagline, “I’m calling bullsh*#@$#@$, pregnancy sucks.” Sure looks like it, Elizabeth Banks! Human mothers everywhere know EXACTLY what you’re talking about, I’m sure. Brooklyn Decker, Anna Kendrick, Cameron Diaz, and Jennifer Lopez have similarly human posters that you can check out after the jump. WHICH ONE OF THESE NORMAL PREGNANT WOMEN ARE YOU, LADIES?!?
IDK about you girls, but I’m DEFINITELY either a Brooklyn Decker because of my scoliosis, or an Anna Kendrick because of my blinding wit. Though Jennifer Lopez’s blind, skinny hope is also something I strive for, as well as Cameron Diaz’s smellface and inability to reason the pros/cons of having a big rack and having a baby growing inside of you. How about you?!