Just A Little Pre-Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Wow, not even noon yet and ALREADY I need a pick-me-up. Unfortunately my french press broke a few weeks ago, though I still continued to use it until it broke FOR REAL a few days ago. (Each time it was because I opened the cupboard above it and something fell out of it and right onto the french press.) (Can you imagine?) (It happened twice.) (It was the most unfortunate thing that has ever happened to anyone.) So coffee is out of the question. I’m assuming we’ve all had breakfast already and it’s not lunch time yet (even though it feels EXACTLY like bedtime, so you would think it would at least be lunchtime) and if you want to have a pick-me-up snack between breakfast and lunch that’s totally fine but I’m not really at that point today. I would suggest that we listen to Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend” a few times really loud, but that song is actually kind of sad? I mean I love that song because I do have EARS, but, uh, how about you call YOUR girlfriend, Robyn?! You jerk! GET YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND! But a song would be nice. Maybe a song about having a wonderful day? Sung in the style of a barbershop quartet? (About God?) Huh. I never thought about that. That sounds perfect!

Ahahahahah. I AM HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY! Thanks, guys! Thanks, Lord! NO THANKS TO YOU, ROBYN! (Via ChristianNightmares.)