“Flour Disaster” Or “Flour Greatest Thing Ever”?

Mostly I just feel bad for those kids, because life is all down hill from here. It will literally NEVER get better than this moment. Sorry, boys. You get one complimentary round of high-fives on the house, and then you might as well go take a dirt nap because the endless years of down-cycling disappointment is going to crush your welling hearts. Also, why does the mom keep asking such stupid questions? “What happened?”?! I will tell you what happened, mom. The best thing OF ALL TIME. “Did you get into the flour?”?! YOU FIGURED IT OUT! That’s why you make the big mom bucks. And the YouTube description raises far more questions than it answers: “Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house.” MOMMY WAS NOT FEELING WELL AND HAD TO STAY IN THE BATHROOM LONGER THAN USUAL. Hahahhahaha. That is almost as funny as this video except no it’s not. This video is the best. Go back to the bathroom for another 10 hours and let us enjoy this, MOOMMMMMMMM. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)