A Perfect Halloween Costume Knows No Limits

Hey dad? Be quiet about what the lesson is. I’m sure your daughters will be able to handle putting the hat and foot back onto the perfect, legitimately startling, and kind of rape-y man costumes you’ve constructed for them. The only lesson there is on Halloween is that there ARE NO LESSONS, ESPECIALLY NOT FROM DADS. But if there were one lesson it would be that we’re all jealous of how tall the girl with the purple shirt on is and we shouldn’t feel bad about it. What is she, a model? Girl come on. (Via SayOMG.)