Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Paul Scheer took a trip to the NBC Commissary. -LateNight
  • Hey, if I were to ask you whether or not you thought Ricky Gervais was STILL talking about when he hosted the Golden Globes and how people reacted to it, what would you guess? No? That just does not sound like him at all and also it would make no sense? He’s a grown man? He should know better? Well! -WSJ
  • For all you Noah’s Arc fanatics, you’ll be happy to hear that Darren Aronofsky’s Noah’s Arc project is a go! Great! I guess! -FilmDrunk
  • There is an ad for dog food out in Germany that includes high pitched noises that only a dog can hear, so dogs go crazy about it and the owners believe that it’s because the dog understands the advertising and wants the specific brand of dog food, and is not just responding to what kind of adds up to a subliminal message. A real bunch of Dog Drapers over there. BOOM, GREAT PUN! -TheDailyWhat
  • I know talking about Courtney Stodden is really just annoying at this point, but guys, have you heard the “hard rock” version of her song about soldiers dying? Omg. I’M dying! -BuzzFeed
  • Aw man, I’m sorry to have to break the news to you but your new favorite show? The Playboy Club? It’s been cancelled. I KNOW! I’m sorry, I know. -Dlisted
  • Will Arnett is going to be on 30 Rock again this season, yaaaay! -TVLine
  • But here’s some news to cheer you up! Your other new favorite show, Whitney, has been picked up for a full season! Yaaaaayy! -EW
  • Fox Searchlight is not taking responsibility for the unhappy Black Swan interns since they weren’t even Fox Searchlight interns. Doyoyoyoyoyoy. -Vulture
  • Want to watch a PSA about famine with celebrities in it? Why not. -JustJared
  • Do you think Robert Pattinson is the “sexiest man”? Lots of people do, apparently! For three years they have! -Celebuzz
  • Did you guys watch the Dexter season premiere? Are you still watching Dexter at all? Salon didn’t like it. I stopped watching Dexter after season threeish so I have no idea but I can only imagine that it is pretty bad. Guys? Hello? -Salon
  • Because everyone in the world paid to see The Lion King again in 3D, Disney is going to release basically all their other movies the same way. Cool. -Movieline