Let’s Name Steve-O’s Physical Challenge Karaoke Show

If there are two TV things that everyone loves, hands down, no disagreement, they are singing competitions and shows where people get physically and emotionally hurt. So this new karaoke physical challenge competition TV show that is based on a British karaoke physical challenge competition TV show sounds PERFECT! And Steve-O is going to host it? The member of Jackass, a show packed tightly full of sad people, who makes me the saddest to look at and think about? TELL ME MORE! From Deadline:

Described as the Wipeout of singing competitions, Killer Karaoke will feature contestants trying to sing a hit song while being put through extreme, wild and unexpected physical challenges. Examples of distractions used on the original British series have included performing a song from a specially designed erupting volcano and doing a solo while having one’s chest waxed.

Yep, that sounds like a show! But I’m not entirely sure that Killer Karaoke packs the punch that it needs to or, really, that it deserves to. We can do better than that! Let’s do better than that!

  • People Making Fools Of Themselves For, I Guess, Money?
  • Punch Me In The Throat!
  • Idea Loosely Thrown On Top Of Other Idea Show
  • How Well Can You Sing After You Get Punch In The Balls, Huh? How Well Can You Sing Now? Yeah THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
  • Drink A Lot Of Milk And Sing
  • Eyeball Stuff
  • Sing Through This
  • Okie Dokie Karaoke

Oooh yeah. Those are better. Now that sounds like a show. Let’s keep trying, though, I’m pretty sure Eyeball Stuff isn’t the best we all can do. (Though it is very good.)