“Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle”

Nicolas Cage is OUR generation’s Alex Trebek. From Reuters:

For actor Nicolas Cage, making the new thriller movie “Trespass” hit close to home.[Ed. note: Powerful stuff.]

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life. “It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he told reporters on Wednesday. “I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.” [Ed. note: Well, which is it Nicolas Cage?! Was he naked or was he wearing a leather jacket?! Get your story straight, please.]

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. [Ed. note: DING DING DING, WE HAVE A PULITZER WINNER!]

Cage said the ordeal ended after he talked the man out of the house and police arrived. He did not press charges, as the man had mental problems, but Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.

Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with Nicolas Cage and his family during the remembering of this difficult time at a press conference for his new movie, Tresspass. It is very clever how he explains that he couldn’t stay in the house after this happened, when we already know why he couldn’t stay in the house. Nicolas Cage’s wigs were not harmed during this ordeal.