Today Is The First Day Of School, Kid!

In the New York area at least, today is the first day of school! Yuck. Boo. School sucks! Just kidding. Be cool and stay in it. If you work hard and study a lot, maybe one day you will grow up to be a marketing executive! Anyway, little boys and little girls, here is a punk song written and performed by someone your age to get you PUMPED for today’s big day:

Welcome back, PUNKS! Thanks for the apple. Now please open your textbooks to page 1 and let’s talk about igneous rocks. (Via WastingTime.)