Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Oh my God, Shia LeBeouf directed a Marilyn Manson video and it was too disgusting and scary for me to get through the whole thing, but I hear it is NSFW.  So don’t watch it at work. Also don’t watch it if you don’t love having nightmares. I don’t even know how I got through taking that screencap. -Stereogum
  • Aubry Plaza was on Letterman last night and she was really great. Also do you know she had a stroke when she was 20? She talks about it during the interview. That is a scary thing, too! -WarmingGlow
  • Are you guys following this altered Star Wars drama? Do you care about it? In case you do, FilmDrunk has a speech George Lucas gave in 1988 arguing for cinematic preservation, just in case you wanted to be MORE upset with him. -FilmDrunk
  • Salon proposes a code of ethics for reality TV. “But then why would we watch it??” – The whole world. -Salon
  • On Toddlers and Tiaras, normally a show that no one has ANY problems with, a little girl wore fake boobs and a fake butt for a Dolly Parton costume and the whole internet is angry about it. What I think is that it’s definitely weird and gross, but that show is weird and gross, and it is a Dolly Parton costume. Those are the two things you need for a Dolly Parton costume. Plus that whole show is just a nightmare! Relax! -TheDailyWhat
  • Snookie barf barf Leno barf barf fragrance barf barf “DTF” BARF. -TheSuperficial
  • OMG I have the perfect David Lynch surprise vacation idea for you and your girlfriend who is planning to go as Log Lady for Halloween this year! -Movieline
  • Prince Harry held a balloon in the wrong spot. -Dlisted
  • There’s a new Glee promo for next season and the girl “Soft Gabe” liked has pink hair now! I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD SAY? -Celebuzz
  • Oohh, and here’s a promo for the next season of Community in which they dance! -Splitsider
  • AMC has greenlighted (?) a Kevin Smith reality series that sounds terrible but then also one called JJK Security that does not sound terrible! Give and take. -Deadline