Lindsay Lohan Got A Tattoo Of Billy Joel Lyrics, OBVIOUSLY

Speaking of IMPORTANT STUFF, “lady of interest” Lindsay Lohan got a tattoo of some Billy Joel lyrics, which, sure, but also: “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life”? Prime of your life? Uhhhhhh. That is what she should have gotten tattooed: “UHHHHHHHH.” On her FACE.