Taylor Momsen Has Quit Acting!

I’m sorry to have to be the one to bring you this news. But. You know your favorite actress, Taylor Momsen? From your favorite movies Spy Kids 2 and Spy School, which are unrelated? And your favorite TV show, Gossip Girl? And your favorite makeup product, black eyeliner? And your favorite clothing style, not a lot of clothing? And your favorite age, inappropriately young? Well it seems as though she’s left the business for good. From Elle:

I quit acting, actually. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.

That sounds like a very serious resignation. It’s true that at least you’ll still be able to see her play in your favorite band, The Pretty Reckless, forever and ever, and maybe that will be enough, but what if you want to watch a movie or a TV show? Is there another actress who can fill her very, very tall high-heeled acting boots with lots of strappies and her lots of black eyeliner? The black eyeliner mostly? Let’s see.

Kristen Stewart?

Leighton Meester?

Emma Roberts?

Emma Watson?

Carey Mulligan?

Selena Gomez?

Natalie Portman?

Mila Kunis?


Hillary Duff?

Gillian Jacobs?

Alison Brie?

Charlize Theron?

Freida Pinto?

Zooey Deschanel?

Kirsten Dunst?

Nope! I guess it looks like she was the only one. She and Mila Kunis, maybe. We can try out Mila Kunis.