Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Alec Baldwin may leave 30 Rock or he may not or he may just be in fewer episodes or the world may end tomorrow no one knows. -Vulture
  • Oh yeah speaking of he also wants to run for mayor but guess what I want a billion dollars and I don’t see that happening any time soon either. -NYT
  • Gary Busey maybe kicked a kid in the stomach once, says Paul Sheer, and that source is enough of a reliable source for me. -FilmDrunk
  • The great thing about a written Jesse Eisenberg interview is that it’s not a filmed Jesse Eisenberg interview. -AV Club
  • Read GQ’s oral history of the Dana Carvey Show, it is great! -GQ
  • At a state fair people are frying sticks of butter and then selling them to people and then the people are eating them. Which is horrifying. But you know what I have to say to that? You know sometimes a recipe calls for a whole stick of butter? And you’re like whatever it’s fine because I’m not going to eat ALL of it right now. But then you end up actually eating all of it? You also just ate a whole stick of butter. Sometimes people just have to eat whole sticks of butter. -TheDailyWhat
  • Read this Esquire interview/story of spending the day with Ryan Gosling and try not to die from loving it so much, you Ryan Gosling MTV’s FANatics. -Esquire
  • Zooey Deschanel wants you to know that the character in her upcoming real dumb TV show is not a douchebag. UGH ZOOEY. Zooey you are cute but I dislike you so much. -E!
  • Here is an interview with Entourage’s Andrew Dice Clay in which you find out that he prefers to be called “Dice.” – Salon
  • Mila Kunis says everyone can lose weight if they just want to enough. “I see no problem with saying this.” – An actual thing she had to think! Aw man, Mila. I still love you. -The Superficial
  • Why not watch James Franco talk about his failed sex tape with his girlfriend. Why not right? Why not. Sounds fine enough. -Celebuzz
  • Here’s a first look at Tom Hanks in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Here’s a good joke you can take if you want: If you’re ever at like a meeting or whatever that’s long and boring you can say “If Jonathan Safran Foer wrote this meeting it’d be called Extremely Long and Incredibly Boring.” No need to cite me. On the house. Also, that’s what she said. About the joke. Long and boring. -Movieline
  • Look at these pictures of Chuck and Blair filming in the Upper West Side! What does it mean??? No don’t tell me!!! -Just Jared