Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Boy, it’s so hot that it MUST be Ryan Gosling Week. Haha. Get it?! No homo. Ryan Gosling is really hot, no homo. These guys know what I’m talking about. Anyway, good work, everyone. Popsicles all around. Shoot, no homo again. Look, the point is, we’re all in this heat wave together, and it’s finally the weekend, so take off all your work clothes and put something ice cold in your mouth and just relax. Eek! THE SUN HAS MELTED MY BRAIN AND MY ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE HETERONORMATIVE STANDARDS OF CONDUCT! See you next week at the hospital!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Rupert Murdoch Gets A Pie In His Face Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 R2D2, Esq. | Jul 19th Score:66

I don’t see what’s so weird about this. Men have been using their hands as substitute vaginas forever.

Posted in: Lady Stuff: Summer’s Eve Talking Hand Vagina Ad
#4 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Jul 19th Score:74

You lose them in the dark and they eat all your chicken? I think you are thinking of Gremlins.

Posted in: This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case!
#3 facetaco | Jul 20th Score:78

I love the hacker who did this, but even more I love the person who exposed it. Imagine being the guy who’s been checking every day for 5 years, hoping for an update, and then being hit with this bombshell.

Posted in: Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff
#2 southernbitch | Jul 21st Score:91

we both like soup. we could talk or not talk for hours.

Posted in: That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden
#1 topknot | Jul 20th Score:99

“Oh yeah, and a hacker wrote ‘Garden State’ too.” -Zach Braff

Posted in: Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff

[Ed. Note: Great job, everyone! And congratulations to topknot. That was a topNOTCH comment! Getitgetitgetit,]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 facetaco | Jul 20th Score:-16
More like Ryan GROSSling, amirite?
Posted in: Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” Meme IRL OMG

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Not during Ryan Gosling week, facetaco, Please be respectful.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

huckabeast | Jul 19th Score:65

Looks like it’s time someone took our friend Johnny Marbles into




Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Rupert Murdoch Gets A Pie In His Face

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, huckabeast. You earned it! ]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  That One | Jul 19th Score:55

“Take a picture of your vagina… send me the link.”
– Incredimarc

Posted in: Lady Stuff: Summer’s Eve Talking Hand Vagina Ad

[Assoc. Ed. Note: This was said in response to Incredimarc requesting that people take pictures of themselves making their hand look like a vagina and sending it to him for some sort of Videogum instagram thing. Hahah. Great job, That One!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Juan Cusack | Jul 21st Score:0
u r sexy but ur bitch
Posted in: The Guy Code

[Ed. Note: Congratulations to Juan Cusack who has not been commenting very long, but has already managed to score an Editor’s Choice with this inside joke that he/she made three times this week. Welcome to the team.]