The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jeff Goldblum Plays Piano For Jane Lynch And Zooey Deschanel

It’s weird how you always kind of assume that all the celebrities are in some wonderful mansion somewhere having a really great time, frolicking in a swimming pool filled with champagne and eating double scoops of caviar out of $150 sugar cones. But then you tell yourself that this isn’t really the case. They have to get up at the break of dawn to get to the makeup trailer to have their silicone faces buffed out, and tomorrow there is the Morning Zoo Radio Bumper series they have to do for 13,000 affiliate stations, and after that they’ve got to annul last weekend’s marriage. Surely, being a celebrity is actually much more difficult and much less glamorous than it seems what with the loss of privacy and the unshakable fear that the world will discover you’re a fraud and the ever-looming Damaclesian Sword of your impending and inevitable irrelevance. We all experience some dark nights from time to time, but I bet celebrities’s dark nights are the darkerest. At least, that’s what you think. Then you see a photo that reminds you, nope, you were right the first time, they are all hanging out and it’s incredible. So much fun. Have you tried the lobster pizza and the truffle ice cream? Jeff Goldblum simply MUST give you a tour of the place just as soon as he’s finished depositing these checks into his personal ATM. Oh, fames.

Caption this photo of Jeff Goldblum playing piano for Jane Lynch and Zooey Deschanel. Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, which is how Colin Farrell got his start. Click through to enlarge. (Image via Buzzfeed.)