Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Conan O’Brien’s Dartmouth commencement speech is very good, no duh, watch all of it. -Team Coco
  • 30 things you might not know about Raiders of the Lost Ark. “I know all of these things already, NEXT.” – A nerd. -ONTD
  • The Weston Cage punch-in-the-face story you’ve been following so diligently has a new development! -The Superficial
  • Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” video, the one we’ve been WAITING FOR, has finally premiered and Rebecca Black and everyone else make an appearance in it. -TheDailyWhat
  • Here’s a good interview with John Slattery, as if there’s any other kind of interview with John Slattery. -Movieline
  • Amy Poehler on the WTF With Mark Maron podcast! -WTF Podcast
  • Political posters for fictional characters. Print them out and hang them in your lockers, everyone will think you are the coolest! -Uproxx
  • Rocky IV: The Musical provides exactly what Rocky IV: The Non-Musical really lacks. -Gorilla Mask
  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding’s Nia Vardalos lets us know what she thinks about Tracy Morgan’s homophobia, finally. -FilmDrunk
  • Tom Hanks to produce and star in a movie about an astronaut toy from a million years ago. -HuffPo
  • reviews of The Overlook Hotel. -McSweeney’s
  • The 30 Rock porn parody, analyzed as both a parody and a porn. -Splitsider