Tips On Using The Toilet

You know, at a certain point we ARE going to have to decide whether or not it’s best to just shut down the whole Internet. I’m not saying we have to solve the problem today necessarily (although my mind is definitely made up) but we’re going to have to cross that bridge sooner or later. And then burn that bridge to the ground. And then build a 10-foot-high, electrified fence topped with barbed wire around the entrance to the bridge with signs posted reading “DO NOT ENTER GARBAGE BRIDGE GO READ A BOOK OR JUST GO TO SLEEP WARNING DANGER.” And then build a wall around the fence. And then go colonize space. But enjoy it for now! (Thanks for the tip, Tortilla Blanket.)