Oh Good, England Is Getting Its Own Jersey Shore

Georgie Shore trailer, you WANKERS (get it? I hate it!):

Poor England. First Gwyneth Paltrow buys all their castles, and now this! Just kidding, those bullocks deserve it. NEXT TIME DON’T THROW ALL OUR TEA IN THE OCEAN! I’m sure that I got that right, that it is historically accurate, and that I’ve definitely understood which side did what in the thing that happened. It’s called herstory, look it up. (Of course, in England they call “herstory,” “lorriestory.”) (Via WarmingGlow.)