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The Case Against Mr. Bra

This video is kind of NSFW, unless you work at MrBra.com.

Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are here today to see that Mr. Bra goes to jail for first degree aggravated creepiness. It’s clear that Mr. Bra loves his job, and there’s nothing wrong with loving your job. In fact, it seems like he has a really, really great job that a lot of people would love. But there is something very wrong with loving your job when it involves fondling underage girls.

I’d like to bring your attention to Exhibit A, where we clearly see Mr. Bra proudly boasting about “immediately” fitting 10, 12, 13, and 14 year-old girls with their first bras. And though he goes on referring to their “tissue” it should be noted that he is not Dr. Bra, he is Mr. Bra. He has no medical expertise. He is just some bearded man feeling up little girls.

Exhibits B1 and B2 show Mr. Bra saying the word “tight” in an unsettling manner, as well as alluding to bra fitting as a “game” one is forced to play with a “girl.”

Furthermore, the people request that Mr. Bra serve his entire sentence without parole. Because any man who grunts like this (Exhibit C) or has a personal theme song to the tune of Culture Beat’s “Mr. Vain” (Exhibits D1 and D2) is clearly a threat to himself and others.

I rest my case.

(Via The Daily What)