This Is NOT A Dog Riding A Scooter

I’m not sure WHAT this is, but I know that it’s NOT a dog riding a scooter.

It could be anything really. A child with some kind of skin disorder? A viral ad for a local Nightmare Factory? The original animatronic Aughra puppet from the Dark Crystal? Hard to say. Not a dog, though. That’s for sure. HOW COULD IT BE?! (Via AmilNiazi.)