Sorry Kyle, but you will never have my permission to ever date my as-yet-unborn daughter. I know your type. I bet you comment a lot on YouTube, don’t you? A fan of both Fred AND the Annoying Orange? Love ghost-riding with your friends? No. No, my friend. Besides, you’ll be like 15 years older than she? Don’t be a creep.
P.S. Okay, to be fair, you’re a teenage boy. Teenage boys do stupid things. That’s understandable. Please stop crying. But the answer is still and always will be “no.”
One last question:
WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN. WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU REACHED THE TOP.