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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: werttrew

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Hi ninjas. I’m werttrew. What should you know about me? Well, this is what I will and won’t bust:

1. Caps? No.
2. The moves? Oh my yes.
3. Rhymes? At times.
4. Myths? No: I CREATE legends.
5. Some heads? YES.
6. Your windows out your car? Oh yeah, I did it, you should know it. I ain’t sorry, you deserved it.
7. Your chops? Only if they’re pork.
8. A gut? Yours, most def.

It is February 18, 2011, and today, you’re in my house. Welcome. Here, have a Sprite. Kick back and enjoy. Prepare for the “Final Countdown”…to Fun!