Riley the Paleontologist, You May Date My Daughter in 37 Years
[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] I like the twinkle in your eye, my young ninja. In fact, I have come to a decision. Riley, in 37 years’ time, you have my permission to date my daughter. I’m sure by that time you’ll have your billion-dollar-a-year mini-dinosaur cloning corporation running smoothly, and my Oscar-winning director/President of the United States/chastity belt enthusiast daughter will ...
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