[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Genus: Small humanoid. Sub-species of Vegans, also related to Hippies and Hipsters Attacks: Excessive talking, razor-sharp nipples Special Attacks: Crazy eyes Special Qualities: Posting splits, random pec flexing, not knowing what’s going on Abilities: Str 12 Dex 16 Con 18 Int 10 Wis 10 Cha 7 Skills: Expert smugness, Long-distance running, Fatty shaming Feats: Mountain bench-pressing (Consult ...