Now THIS Is How You Sell A Couch

The best part about SEXTing a 9-year-old boy TWICE and then, upon being confronted about SEXTing a 9-year-old boy explaining that the only reason you SEXTed a 9-year-old boy in the first place is because you were trying to sell a couch is that your explanation still kind of doesn’t work since 9-YEAR-OLDS DON’T BUY COUCHES. It is almost as if this dude didn’t do any market research at all. Supply and demand or something. (Thanks for the tip, Eliot.)