Charlie Sheen Public Statement Or Warm Animals Open Thread

Guys, I’m sorry that posting got light this afternoon, but I had to go to the eye doctor because I’m a human being, and human beings, as they age, their bodies change, ask your teacher, but anyway, I did that, and then I got home and had to take my dog for a walk because she hadn’t been on a walk in a long time, and then after I took the dog for a walk I had a personal issue that is absolutely none of your business that needed some attending to, but so basically I’m so sorry for what I’m sure has been a deep level of emotional distress over the fact that there hasn’t been a new post up on Videogum for, what, TWO WHOLE HOURS, like a real Greek Tragedy over here, but I just wanted to explain what was going on even though to be honest, again, going back to the adult thing, I don’t actually owe you any explanation, I mean, come on, but I gave you one nonetheless because that’s what our relationship is like Charlie Sheen released a statement!

“I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say ‘thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support. And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘thank-you.’”

You’re welcome Charlie She–hahah look at that dog! It’s so warm!