Doritos Trying To Capture Some Of That ManCrunch Magic At The 2011 Superbowl

You may or may not remember that last year’s Superbowl did NOT feature an advertisement for the homosexual dating website after CBS refused to air the commercial. Admittedly, the commercial for was fucking awful. Very self-loathing and uncomfortable-making. Nevertheless, it was an obnoxious move on the part of CBS to turn down its standard fee of $900,000,000,000,000 per 15-second Superbowl commercial just because the product being advertised was for homosexuals. It’s 2010! It was 2010!

Well, now it is 2011, and Doritos brand tortilla chips is trying to get in on that sweet ManCrunch action with a couple of new Superbowl commercials that feature dudes being super gay for chips. “Like, euphemistically joking gay?” Not really. Like, straight up gay. JUST KIDDING, THAT’S GROSS. But basically blowing each other for chips. VERY cool. VERY ranch. I’ve posted two of the ads after the jump. Not really sure how they would make anyone, gay or straight, want to buy more garbage chips* but what do I know, I’m not Professor Chips. Which is just one of the reasons why I am not the President of Chips**. (Yet.)

Get it? Do you get it? If you get it let me know. Because I do not get it.

*Yes, Doritos are delicious. But being delicious and being garbage are NOT mutually exclusive characteristics.
**The chain of command requires that you first be Professor of Chips before you become President of Chips.