Seeking Expert Bowler/Pierce Brosnan Photo Double

To clarify: the Pierce Brosnan bowling expert photo double WILL be paid the full SAG photo double rate, which I believe is 2 bagels and an under-the-pants, over-the-underwear feel-up. And in a sidenote to Hollywood: congrats on making a movie about bowling starring Pierce Brosnan. That just sounds FANTASTIC! (Thanks for the tip, Jonathan.)