The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shirtless Regis Philbin At The Hospital

HELLO, LADIES! Right? Right, ladies?! SEX! SEXY! It’s not necessarily weird that Regis Philbin allowed his picture to be taken shirtless wearing only the finest pleated slacks. He’s a very famous celebrity! I’m sure people are asking to take his picture every five seconds, and every once in awhile, his body has no shirt on it. That’s just life. Celebrities are just like us! Every once in awhile they do not have a shirt on right before they put a shirt on. What is weird is that this photo was DEFINITELY taken in a hospital room. Again, it’s NOT weird that Regis Philbin is in the hospital. I’m pretty sure he visits the hospital almost as often as someone asks to take his picture. He’s 1,000,000 years young! OK, fair enough, now that I think about it, this is just a perfect storm. If every five seconds Regis is asked to have his picture taken, and every five seconds Regis is at the hospital, then it once more follows that at some point he is going to have his shirt off also. THIS IS LIKE AN S.A.T. PROBLEM! Please provide your answer in the form of a caption.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. HOT STUFF! (Image via BestWeekEver. Click through to enlarge, or don’t.)