Now Imagine Thor Was White…

The Council of Conservative Citizens is NOT happy about the upcoming Thor movie. Apparently, they are disgusted that Thor’s hammer looks kind of silly Idris Elba is in it? But Idris Elba is the best! I wish he was my dad! This is from an article on the Council of Conservative Citizens’ website (via /Film):

Norse mythology gets multi-cultural remake in upcoming movie titled “Thor,” Marvel studios. It’s not enough that Marvel attacks conservatives values, now mythological Gods must be re-invented with black skin.

It seems that Marvel Studios believes that white people should have nothing that is unique to themselves. An upcoming movie, based on the comic book Thor, will give the Aesir an insulting multi-cultural make-over. One of the Gods will be played by Hip Hop DJ Elba.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH. Holy cow. For one thing, I didn’t realize that Marvel Studios was ATTACKING conservatives values. I guess they’re referring to that scene in Iron Man 2 when Tony Stark testifies before Congress in an effort to repeal the estate tax? But man oh man, it is some intensely racist shit when you are mad that a black dude got cast as a tertiary character in a CGI popcorn movie based off of a COMIC BOOK. Eek!

Someone should tell them that there ain’t no nostalgia to this shit here. And then someone should board them up in the empties.