Dan Quinn: The Movie

It makes sense that someone would make a documentary about Dan Quinn because why wouldn’t someone want to make AN AMAZING DOCUMENTARY? In this preview clip, Dan Quinn makes a mackerel-strawberry-protein smoothie in a Hoarders kitchen before talking about whether or not he showers (he doesn’t) before having sex with Jennifer. Incidentally, I just told you everything that happens in this clip and it doesn’t ruin anything because there is no ruining Dan Quinn. He is like magic.

Finally, a Little Edie for our generation! (Thanks for the tip, @hlebtastic.)