The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: John Waters And Justin Bieber

As we all know, celebrities end up in weird combinations all the time because they spend so much of their expensive time in places for celebrities where there are just other celebrities hanging around doing famous stuff. It’s kind of weird to us stupid, gross civilians with our threadbare wallets and our soup stains. But to celebrities it is just a matter of course. You’re bound to find yourself sharing a bottle of vodka with a sparkler shooting out the top of it on a private jet to Dubai with a pop star, Julian Schnabel, a former president, and Moby (always Moby). Nevertheless, every once in awhile there is a particular combination that is extra surprising. This is one of those cases. John Waters and Justin Bieber? Who knows. Mysteries are all around us. I’m sure there’s an obvious explanation but let me ask you this: would you even want it? LIVE IN THE MOMENT. And then caption it.

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Image via Jake Fogelnest.)