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Your Girlfriend Katherine Chloe Cahoon Is Back!

She’s a fancy girl all the way.

“Let’s watch this video all the way through just one more time to make sure it’s perfect before posting it to the Internet. OK, done. It’s definitely perfect. It would be impossible for anyone to find anything to criticize or make fun of in this video. And it’s definitely going to help sell a lot of books. Good thing we self-published extras. Click UPLOAD.” That is my impression of you sitting on the couch next to your girlfriend the night that she asked you for your opinion about her new video before you guys went to sleep in the bed that you share in the apartment that you share as two people building a life together. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)