Colleen Thomas Explains Monday’s Secret Missile Launch

On Monday, people witnessed an unexplained plume of smoke from an unannounced missile launch off the coast of Southern California. Unexplained until now, that is. Your girlfriend reports:

Pleideans shot it down, DUH. They will only allow missiles to be launched at satellites in space. TOLD YOU, SCULLY! And a very good night to you, Taiwanese CGI News Team. Have fun peddling your CGLIES to the sheeple. Some of us get all our news from Colleen Thomas now. (Via BoingBoing.)