What Was Tina Fey’s Halloween Costume?

Supposedly, this is a photograph of Tina Fey wearing her Halloween costume. What is it? This photo was taken from a giant gallery of celebrity Halloween costumes, and Tina Fey doesn’t exactly look “normal” in it, so it’s safe to assume that no one is lying, and that this is indeed Tina Fey’s Halloween costume, in which case I would like someone to tell me what the costume is supposed to be. (While we’re at it, I would also like to know what John Leguizamo’s Halloween costume is supposed to be? A 27-year-old who’s thinking of starting a band?) Of course, no one’s Halloween costume was better than, nor will anyone’s costume EVER be better than James Gandolfini’s costume last year. Holy moly. Remember that? Haha. Good costume, James Gandolfini, DON’T MURDER ME. Oh, but so back to Tina Fey, what’s going on here? I know she’s not supposed to be a suitcase girl on Let’s Make a Deal because NO SUITCASE. (I’m pretty sure I’m about to get a phone call from the FBI asking me to investigate ALL of their Cold Cases.) Is she supposed to be Jackie O’Nassis, or something? In which case: needs more pink Chanel suit and/or brain matter. You know, I’ve got no problem with an adult who does not feel like dressing up for Halloween, because dressing up for Halloween don’t pay no bills. But if you are going to dress up for Halloween, how come I’m the one who has to do all the work of figuring out your goddamn riddles?! That is the cruelest trick of all. (Get it? Halloween words.)

Boy, I just really hope we figure out what Tina Fey was for Halloween. It’s called priorities, and we have ours in order.