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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Happy Halloween, you guys. It’s your holiday!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of this week’s Antoine Dogson Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice:

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 critter | Oct 26th Score:93

Gotta love the flashbacks from TWO YEARS ago.

Posted in: Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never 3D Trailer, You Guys
#4 Baby Friday | Oct 27th Score:95

Better Off Dead: The Jennifer Lynn Petkov story

Posted in: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses
#3 R2D2, Esq. | Oct 27th Score:99

“…at the slightest? sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal.”

Maybe they should be taken to a home where there isn’t constant piano music?

Posted in: Fainting Goat Kittens Are Cute, Depressing
#2 shellbomber | Oct 27th Score:132

Avatar: Teen goes insane after his mother takes away his World of Warcraft game, sodomizes entire town with a remote control. (Adult situations, language)

Posted in: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses
#1 explainer guy | Oct 27th Score:160

Wet Hot American Summer: Spike Lee’s examination of the U.S. government’s role and its response to Hurricane Katrina.

Posted in: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses

[Ed. note: Whoa. I don’t know if anyone noticed, but you guys were ON FIRE this week. What happened? You know what? Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. It will ruin the magic. But whatever you guys are doing, KEEP IT UP!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 LL Bein | Oct 26th Score:-21
Doggone It, everything could have been handled by Michael Vick.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson

[Ed. note: If this is the lowest rated comment then it really WAS a stand-out week, because this comment is not a big deal. Not even sure why it got so many downvotes. Is it because you guys are all Michael Vick heads and are working hard to change the public’s perception of him using the democratic up/down system of blog comment thread voting systems? Good luck!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

my ironic mustache | Oct 26th Score:84

you can run and fetch that.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson

[Ed. note: Congratulations, my ironic mustache! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Ian | Oct 26th Score:20

The day Birdie started following me on twitter was the greatest day of my life, I’m sure if/when I get married and have kids that will be great too but the bar is set pretty high

Posted in: @birdiepup

[Ed. note: Follow Birdie on Twitter! She is a dog.]