The Seventh Autumn Jam Of 2010: Gaby Borges Covers Miley Cyrus’s “Can’t Be Tamed”

For years people have been worrying about a Robot Uprising, when clearly there was an entirely separate uprising that we should have been way more concerned with. See you in the Tween Army-Mandated Internment Camps. We’re going to be forced to make bedazzled Dora the Explorer Blackberry Storm bumper covers at tiny-slouchy-stiletto-heel-point until our fingers slough off! (Thanks for the tip, Adam Christou.)