Goodnight, Am I Right?

It’s crazy how hard they make these yogurt cups to get off these days! It’s like, you put them on assuming what’s the big deal, it’s just a yogurt cup, surely it won’t get THAT suck on your head, and besides, everyone’s putting yogurt cups on because it’s a party. What are you going to do, NOT put a yogurt cup on your head? Get real, mom. Everyone at school hates me! But then it’s seriously, like, six o’clock the next night and that yogurt cup isn’t going anywhere. Live to fight another day, everyone. NOW HUSH. (Via Arbroath.)