Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis

Apparently this website is just going to be all Zach Galifianakis all the time? Not bad. There could be worse websites in the world. New Between Two Ferns, you guys:

On the one hand, I feel like newer guests on this “show,” post, say, Charlize, keep coming into it with their gameface on, doing this complicated triple-reverse-play where their “character” seems like they don’t want to be on this show and don’t want to have to deal with Zach, when in reality they are obviously in on the joke and are probably asking to be included at this point, because when was the last time Bruce Willis did anything cool? So it’s complicated because the artifice of not wanting to be on a show that we all know isn’t actually a show and that you do want to be on it is sort of headachey and it wouldn’t be a bad thing if someone would actually go back to the Michael Cera-era of B2F and enter into this willing to play along in the opposite direction, like willing to play along as if they were actually the professional, media-savvy celebrities that they are, and that they were going to do their best to weather the interview with a smile because that is their job, regardless of how tense the interview gets. Because the fakest thing about these at this point is that Bruce Willis and Sean Penn and Ben Stiller would be such outward dicks to someone on camera without provocation in the era of YouTube and instant-celebrity-tear-down-alert. On the other hand: BETWEEN TWO FERNS! THE BEST ALWAYS!