Here is a photo of Zach Galifianakis wearing a woman’s bathing suit. It’s from a so-called “Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar” on the Vanity Fair website, although there are only five photos, and also he’s wearing the same swimsuit in all the photos, just making different poses, and actually two of the poses are BASICALLY the same poses, so SOME CALENDAR. Come on, Vanity Fair. It’s 2010. We all have come to expect certain things when you say Swimsuit Calendar. For example, a MINIMUM of 12 photos. Not trying to be a pain in the ass, I’m just saying, that’s, like, BASIC. On top of that, a little VARIETY would not hurt. Change it up! (Not quite sure why I am complaining so much about this Zach Galifianakis swimsuit calendar, since I wouldn’t actually want a Zach Galifianakis swimsuit calendar, so what do I care if it’s just five photos and they’re all the same. And yet, I continue. Actually, wait, no, I think I do know what my problem is. My problem is LIARS STINK.) Anyway, caption it. Right? Right. Caption it, you guys!
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