Robots Are Not Scary And They Aren’t Taking Over Shit

Whatever, robot. When your boyfriend is finished folding his socks, why don’t the two of you head down to the junkyard and throw yourselves in, because you’re TRASH. I’ll say that to your stupid face, too. What are you going to do about it? You can’t roll over a field of human skulls because you don’t even have any tank treads! SkyNet is a pussy. I solved your mom in 18 seconds. (Via LaughingSquid.)