Pranks are the worst. They’re the worst!!!! Always. Guys, cool it with the pranks! It’s 2010. Let’s all work together to make the planet prank-free by 2012. We don’t need to go out like this. Today, we have another sterling example of how lame and dumb and stupid and boring and lame and lame and annoying and lame pranks are. To prove to you just how lame they are, I’m going to describe the prank to you IN FULL, and it is going to sound lame, but then you are going to watch the video after the jump, and somehow, even knowing exactly what’s going to happen and how lame it is going to be, it will actually be EVEN LAMER than you imagined. OK, here we go: international pop star Eminem went into a recording studio for an interview with “Boston radio personality” Clinton Sparks. But before he arrived, Clinton Sparks stuffed his jeans with a bunch of socks to make it look like he had an incredibly large penis. So far so prank? During the interview, he keeps thrusting his crotch into Eminem’s face, and Eminem, being a professional who must submit to countless interviews every day, does his best to just ignore it and remain polite, and even goes so far as to ask his manager not to be a dick to the guy, at which point the guy says “speaking of dicks.” OH GOOD GRIEF. Finally, Eminem asks him what his fucking problem is, and the guy says that he is gifted just like Eminem, just with “something else.” And then Eminem is like, huh? And then two seconds later he pulls all these socks out of his pants, and is like “Gotcha!” And, uh, I guess that’s the end of the prank? GOOOOOOOOOOOD PRANK! Very funny and cool and interesting!
As I said, as lame as that sounds, wait until you actually see it:
Whoops. I JUST PRANKED MY BRAINS OUT. Just say no to PRANKS! (Via Billboard.com.)